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Welcome to Barry's World, your on-line stop for wacky, surreal and wholly unique gifts
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Surreality
Suicidal snakes, killer strawberries and other wacky, surreal and wholly unique designs. Includes Warped Earth, Giant Monster Attack, Chest Burster, Egg Critters, Sports Chicks, Baseball Creation and A Rose By Any Other Name designs.
Wacky Words
Wacky, witty and just plain weird messages to befuddle and confound those around you. Includes Legally Funny, Elementary, Certified Humor, SoundFX, The Chalkboard, Diet Hell, Success Alternatives, Mixed-up Metaphors, Beastly Designs, Sesquipedalia and l33tspeak.
Dog Pound
Welcome to the Dog Pound, home of some of the weirdest, wackiest and most unique dog-related designs on this (or any other) planet! Includes got dog?, Canine College, Bling Dawgz, Canine Crossing and Major League Dog designs.
BMOC
Didn't go to an Ivy League school? Never fear! Here you can find the gear that will let you be Big Man on Campus of a whole host of fictional schools....
Signs of the Times
Here you'll find classic warning signs with a twist. Sometimes it's the actual content of the sign that's twisted, whereas other times it's more the context....
Major Leagues
Do you know somebody who goes above and beyond the call of duty, who takes what they do to the next level? Here's the perfect gift to show them you know it, or just buy it for yourself!
got designs?
Got a life? Got a clue? Got your favorite sport? Got your favorite dog breed? The got...? designs parody the famous milk slogan for an instantly recognizable yet slightly surreal experience.
Smileys
Is there any symbol more universal than the simple smiley face? These wacky and silly designs both celebrate and poke fun at this classic icon.
Holidaze
Whatever the holiday, spread a little cheer with these off-beat, tongue-in-cheek designs
Kiddie Korner
Unique and personalized gifts for children of all ages and the young at heart
China Creations
Designs that celebrate the beauty of Chinese culture, history and language
Belly Burtsters Maternity Shirts
Maternity t-shirts for women who want to have a slightly more surreal pregnancy experience.
Stained Glass Designs
Old English letters, framed against a spectacular stained glass background
Bling Bling!
Designs for people who want to look like a million bucks without actually spending a million bucks
Rebel Wear
Tired of people always telling you what to do? Now you can show them what you really think!
NaturePix
Some of my most amazing nature photographs, available as prints, postcards, calendars, etc.
Random Shots
Miscellaneous wacky designs, including original illustrations and cartoons, that don't really fit into any of the other sections of Barry's World.
About Time
The New Collector's Guide to Pocket Watchesand other merchandise for watch and clock collectors


Political Incorrectness
Designs for those who are not easily offended





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Featured Design:
Barbecue University
It's Grilling Season!

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About This Store:

My name is Barry S. Goldberg (although you might know me as "godzillatemple" from various on-line communities such as Worth100, Fark, eBay, and The Straight Dope). I'm a professional writer with a strong interest in photography and graphic design (not to mention an admittedly warped view of the world), and this store represents the tangible manifestation of all the creative ideas I have had over the years. Here you can find many of my best surreal Photoshop creations; my most witty and wacky sayings; my favorite quotes from various movies, books and songs; my original illustrations; etc. -- all for sale on a wide variety of merchandise such as t-shirts, hats, mugs, posters, framed prints, mouse pads, bumper stickers, magnets and buttons. So take a look around and enjoy a peek deep inside my brain. And be sure to bookmark the site and return often, since I'm constantly updating it with new stuff.

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NOTE: I have partnered with Cafepress.com to handle the mundane aspects of my store (taking orders, printing merchandise, shipping, etc.) They are the number one print-on-demand company in the world and have an excellent reputation with regard to customer serivice and quality.